Monday, May 18, 2026
Politician - Realm of Yolmi Class
Here is a new class for The Realm of Yolmi. Usually I like my games to have very few classes, but this was fun to make and I think it fits with the vibe. Like Soldiers and Scientists, this class also appears in the creature encounter lists.
Politicians
Politicians have a +20% for all initial creature reaction rolls (though not subsequent ones). This stacks with Personality modifiers, but parties with more than one politician only get the 20% once.
They can employ rhetoric to convince any moderately attentive listeners of any policy position, which succeeds 10% of the time and takes 1 day.
They can use no weapons and wear no armor.
| Level | Name | X.P. Required | Election | Re-Election |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Dog Catcher | 0 | - | 70% |
| 2 | Mayor | 1000 | 60% | 65% |
| 3 | Comptroller | 2000 | 50% | 60% |
| 4 | Superintendent | 3000 | 40% | 50% |
| 5 | Attorney General | 4000 | 30% | 55% |
| 6 | Governor | 5000 | 25% | 50% |
| 7 | Representative | 6000 | 20% | 50% |
| 8 | Senator | 7000 | 15% | 40% |
| 9 | Judge | 8000 | 10% | 35% |
| 10 | Vice President | 9000 | 05% | -25% |
| 11 | President, 11th | 10000 | 01% | 25% |
| 12 | President, 12th | 11000 | Re-elected only | -50% |
Presidents above 13th level are re-elected with -70%, 14th with -90%, etc.
Politicians use d6-1 for hit dice, maximum level 10. +2 hp beyond level 10.
Politicians do not achieve higher levels automatically: they must be elected. A politician may attempt to be elected to any higher position if they have the required experience. Elections are modified by the prime requisite % bonus or penalty for the politician’s Personality. If a politician fails to win an election for a particular position, they may try again at a -10% penalty for each previous attempt.
There is a 10% chance each month that a politician’s term is ending, and they must choose to either be elected to a higher position or be re-elected at their current position. Otherwise their political life will be over and they must retire.
Each time a politician is re-elected, the chance of being re-elected again in that position is modified by -10%.
In addition to Personality, election success can be modified by the following activities:
| Activity | Benefit | Cost | Max # |
|---|---|---|---|
| Campaign Posters | 10% | 1d6 * 1000r | 1 |
| Endorsements | 2% * level of politician endorser | Variable | None |
| Speaking Tour | 5% | 3000r | 3 |
| AM Radio | 10% | 2d4 * 2000r | 4 |
| Election Rigging | 20%-80% | 2d4 * 10000r | 1 |
| Public Debate | -50% to 50% modified by raw Personality | None | 2 |
Lobbyists with deep pockets will of course be happy to assist politicians with any of these expenses.
Various political offices will have benefits by virtue of their station: Presidents will be the Commander in Chief of any military encountered 60% of the time; Vice Presidents become Presidents if one dies, Mayors can bestow keys to population centers, Representatives can introduce legislation, etc.
Saturday, May 2, 2026
Yolmi Illustrations 1
Furthering Yolmiposting, here are some illustrations based on the monster descriptions in The Realm of Yolmi. These drawings are frankly not at all what I first envisioned when I read the descriptions, but they seem to be what’s come out of me trying to draw them. A fun exercise, whether or not these drawings become canon to my imagination.
See also Yolmi Illustrations 2.
Ke
Creatures with a horrible disposition who spit quik-glue which roots one to the ground and attracts lightning half the time. If asked what the substance is, they will reply it is merely tree sap and conclude in laughter. - p. 50
Ki
Akin to the Ke, these creatures spit caustic acid up to a range of 20”. When asked what the substance is, they will laugh and say it is in the imagination. Only the most gauche of Adventurers will be fooled, however, because the substance smells strongly of sulphur. - p. 50
Reakles
These moth-brained, ostrich-like creatures are incredibly stupid. In fact, when attacked they feel they must have been naughty; otherwise, why would they be attacked. Consequently they will kill themselves. If simply spoken to they will break off their leg as “punishment.” - p. 50
Regik
These creatures used to be Used Car Salesmen. Any one they encounter will be subject to a long sales pitch and unless the prospect buys a totally worthless car for over 6000 Rupniks, the Regik will go mad, singing meaningless songs and kick the prospect in the head. - p. 50
Simul
These are fish with feet. They are eager to please and will instantly change appearance to anything the Adventurer is thinking of. Alas, when touched, they revert. - p. 51
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